I, like most people that find TPS Reports (and their cover sheets) funny, sometimes rely on the humor contained in Office Space to get my through a day.
It’s a good thing today is Friday. Seriously.
“…..And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…”
Today at work I had to fill out a form
that requests access to a form
that allows me access to a web page
that allows me to submit a report
………………………………………………that nobody will ever read.
