(A) You people are fucking crazy.
(B) Take a larger dose of lithium next time.
(C) Choose someone _sane_ as your spokesperson next time.

So, for those of you that don’t keep up:

There are whackjobs out there that either don’t like the fact that Obama’s black, that his middle name isn’t “Robert”, that he’s not a stupid cunt named “Sarah”, or that he’s a democrat.

Whatever–these people have a name now, other than whackjob–”Birthers”. Ugh. So the dumbshit in the video above came out with this birth certificate that says that Obama was born in Kenya. Ugh. It got press, but it was press of the “Hey, look at this crazy bitch!” type.
For obvious reasons, I think.

I dunno about you, but if you want something investigated, send it to the press. Seriously. There’s nothing that the press does that’s worth much of anything, but those fuckers know how to find out if you’re telling the truth or not. So come to find out, this crazy bitch from above copied the stuff from, get this—an AUSTRALIAN—birth certificate and changed key elements, say, like the name. But it doesn’t take much to find out that it’s a fake……Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

This video sums a lot of things up, The commentator calls the whackjob bitch by the wrong name. Hilarious. Best laugh I’ve had in quite some time.

(Edit: OH MY FUCKING GOD, I would _pay_ to be this entertained.)